Slow
queries,
tuned
to fly.
Engineer-led audits, optimisation, and migrations for MySQL, PostgreSQL, and MongoDB โ with verified before / after benchmarks, a tested rollback, and a 30-day money-back guarantee.
Engines & tools we work with daily
Four steps from slow to ship-ready.
A predictable, transparent process โ you watch every step inside your dashboard.
Share access
You provide read-only credentials or a sanitised schema dump. We never touch production until the runbook is signed off.
Audit
We run EXPLAIN, pgBadger, MySQLTuner, slow-log analysis. You get a punch list of the highest-impact wins.
Plan + dry-run
We rebuild on a staging copy, benchmark before/after, and write a cutover runbook with a verified rollback.
Cutover + report
Coordinated cutover with you. PDF report, SQL scripts, and the chat thread stay open for 30 days.
Everything you need to ship safely.
No black-box advice. You walk away with concrete artifacts your team can audit, run, and roll back.
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PDF performance reportBefore/after p50, p95, p99 query times. Index usage. Slow log diff.
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Apply + rollback SQLIdempotent migration scripts. Reverse scripts tested on staging.
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Backup fileA verified snapshot you can restore offline if anything goes sideways.
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Cutover runbookStep-by-step, time-stamped checklist with a clear go / no-go gate.
One-time pricing. No surprises.
Pay once for the engagement. No subscriptions, no auto-renew โ your card is billed exactly one time.
Index Optimization
Faster reads, leaner writes
- โFull index audit & rewrite
- โComposite + covering indexes
- โDead index removal
- โBefore / after query benchmarks
Quick Audit
Spot the bottleneck fast
- โUp to 25 slow queries reviewed
- โEXPLAIN/EXPLAIN ANALYZE walkthrough
- โTop 10 index suggestions
- โPDF audit summary
Migration Standard
Move it, cleanly
- โSchema dump + sanitised replay
- โStaging dry-run
- โCutover plan with downtime estimate
- โBackup + rollback scripts
Encrypted in transit
TLS-only access. Credentials are never stored in plaintext, ever.
24-hour turnaround
Quick Audit lands in your dashboard within one business day.
Verified rollback
Every change ships with a tested reverse โ staged, signed off, runnable.
Common questions, answered.
Ready to make your queries embarrassingly fast?
Pick a plan or chat with us first. We'll tell you within 30 minutes whether we can help.